What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

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Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why is evolution such a controversial topic?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Can you explain the difference between sunblock and sunscreen for the face? Which one is more suitable for oily skin?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Crypto-crazy investors make South Korea the best-performing market in Asia - Financial Times

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

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They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Draisaitl says Perry rallied Oilers: 'When he speaks up, you listen' - theScore.com

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

No go.

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