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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:09

Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
When reading can – and can't – help with mental health - BBC
Still no good
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Yale’s new Google Home smart lock is here — but it costs more thanks to tariffs - The Verge
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
China's electric cars are cheaper, but is there a deeper cost? - BBC
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is evolution such a controversial topic?
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Crypto-crazy investors make South Korea the best-performing market in Asia - Financial Times
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Pro-AI Subreddit Bans 'Uptick' of Users Who Suffer from AI Delusions - 404 Media
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Draisaitl says Perry rallied Oilers: 'When he speaks up, you listen' - theScore.com
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
No go.
10 Habits that are Aging Your Gut, According to Experts - EatingWell